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I can speak with authority on the subject of being hard up. I havebeen a provincial actor. If further evidence be required, which I donot think likely, I can add that I have been a "gentleman connectedwith the press." I have lived on 15 shilling a week. I have lived aweek on 10, owing the other 5; and I have lived for a fortnight on agreat-coat.
It is wonderful what an insight into domestic economy being reallyhard up gives one. If you want to find out the value of money, liveon 15 shillings a week and see how much you can put by for clothes andrecreation. You will find out that it is worth while to wait for thefarthing change, that it is worth while to walk a mile to save apenny, that a glass of beer is a luxury to be indulged in only at rareintervals, and that a collar can be worn for four days.
Try it just before you get married. It will AFC Ajax Barn be excellent practice.
Let your son and heir try it before sending him to college. He won'tgrumble at a hundred a year pocket-money then. There are some peopleto whom it would do a world of good. There is that delicate blossomwho can't drink any claret under ninety-four, and who would as soonthink of dining off cat's meat as off plain roast mutton. You do comeacross these poor wretches now and then, though, to the credit ofhumanity, they are principally confined to that fearful and wonderfulsociety known only to lady novelists. I never hear of one of thesecreatures discussing a _menu_ card but I feel a mad desire to drag himoff to the bar of some common east-end public-house and cram asixpenny dinner down his throat--beefsteak pudding, fourpence;potatoes, a penny; half a pint of porter, a penny. The recollectionof it (and the mingled fragrance of beer, tobacco, and roast porkgenerally leaves a vivid impression) might induce him to turn up hisnose a little less frequently in the future at everything that is putbefore him. Then there is that generous New Orleans Saints Tröjor party, the cadger's delight,who is so free with his small change, but who never thinks of payinghis debts. It might teach even him a little common sense. "I alwaysgive the waiter a shilling. One can't give the fellow less, youknow," explained a young government clerk with whom I was lunching theother day in Regent Street. I agreed with him as to the utterimpossibility of making it elevenpence ha'penny; but at the same timeI Indianapolis Colts resolved to one day decoy him to an eating-house I remembered nearCovent Garden, where the waiter, for the better discharge of hisduties, goes about in his shirt-sleeves--and very dirty sleeves theyare, too, when Maillot Albanie Pas CHer it gets near the end of the month. I know that waiter.
If my friend gives him anything beyond a penny, the man will insist onshaking hands with him then and there as a mark of his esteem; of thatI feel sure.
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